 WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
]-------------------------------

  Extracted by Roy Stead from a T-shirt
that can be buy from USA:
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[25 reasons why beer
[           is better than women...


]1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

]3. You don't have to wine and dine beer

4. Your beer will always wait patiently
for you while you play football.

]5. When your beer goes flat you toss it
]out.

6. Beer is never late.

]7. A beer doesn't get jealous when  you
]grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

]9. Beer labels come off without a fight

10. When you go to a bar , you know you
can always pick up a beer.

]11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you've had a beer, the bottle
is still worth ten pence.

]13. A beer won't get upset if you  come
home and have another beer.

]14. If  you pour  a beer right , you'll
]always get a good head.

15. A beer always goes down easy.

]16. You  can have more than one beer in
]a nite and not feel guilty.

17. You  can always share a  beer  with
your friends.

]18. You always know you're the first to
]one to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

]20. Beer doesn't demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

]22. A beer doesn't care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

]24. You  don't  have  to  wash  a  beer
]before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers  you don't have
to pay alimony.

