 POLITICS
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  Do  you  have  trouble  understanding
politics ? If so , the following primer
should clear it up for you.   No bull !

]SOCIALISM:
[You  have  two  cows. Give one  to your
[neighbour.

]COMMUNISM:
[You  have  two cows.Give  both  to  the
[government. The  government  gives  you
[milk.

]CAPITALISM:
[You sell one cow and buy a bull.

]FASCISM:
[You have two cows.  Give  milk  to  the
[government.The government sells it.

]NAZISM:
[The government shoots you and takes the
[cows.

]NEW DEALISM:
[The government  shoots  one cow , milks
[the other , and pours the milk down the
[sink.

]ANARCHISM:
[Keep the cows. Steal another one. Shoot
[the government.
