 THE SHIT LIST
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[   After a few months of hard work here
[it is.The ultimate list...

]GHOST SHIT:
That's the kind where you feel the SHIT
come out, have SHIT on the toilet paper
but there's no SHIT in the toilet.

]CLEAN SHIT:
The kind where you SHIT it out , see it
in the toilet , but there is nothing on
the toilet paper.

]WET SHIT:
The kind  where  you wipe your butt  50
times and it still feels unwiped,so you
have to put some  toilet paper  between
your butt and  your  underwear  so  you
don't ruin them with a brown stain.

]SECOND WAVE SHIT:
It happens  when  you're done shitting.
You've  pulled  your pants up  to  your
knees , and  then  you realize that you
have to SHIT some more.

]BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT
 or
]POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD
The  kind  where you strain so much  to
get  it  out that you practically  have
a stroke.

]LINCOLN LOG SHIT:
The kind of  SHIT  that is so huge that
you are  afraid  to  flush  the  toilet
without  breaking  it  up  into  a  few
pieces.

]DRINKER'S SHIT:
That's the kind of SHIT  you  have  the
morning after a long night of drinking.
Its most noticeable trait  is the tread
marks left in the bottom of the toilet.

]"GEE, I WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT:
It's the kind where you want to  SHIT ,
but  all  you do  is sit  on the toilet
cramped and fart a few times.

]BLOODY SHIT:
Self explanatory.

]SPINAL TAP SHIT:
That's  the  kind  that  hurts  so much
coming out that you swear  it's leaving
you sideways.

]WET CHEEKS SHIT
 or
]POWER DUMP:
That's the kind that  comes out of your
ass so fast that  your butt  cheeks get
splashed with the toilet water.

]LIQUID SHIT:
The kind where a  yellowish-brown fluid
shoots out of your butt , splatters all
over the inside of the toilet bowl, the
whole  time  chronically  burning  your
anus.

]MEXICAN FOOD SHIT:
A class all it's own.


