  K.L.F.
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by DEF KLF of MAD VISION


KLF is one of the only cult dance music
band. The 2 founders of the band choose
this name because it sounds good.But it
didn't mean anything. Nevertheless some
journalists gave  meanings to the name.

 Here are the most famous.

] - Kopyright Liberation Front
Because of the samples they use.

] - King of Low Frequencies
Because of the basses !!!
  
] - Kelly (Minogue) likes Fucking
Who is talking about a bitch ?

] - Kolombus Liberation Front
Name used on a remix record:
"America: What time is love ?"
  Where  they  say  the ancient of MUMU
discovered America 5 centuries before
Colombus...


]   My explanations:
[  ------------------

] - Koweit Liberation Fighters

] - Kravitz Lenny Fucking
Because KLF , is the music of  the 90's
whereas Lenny  K . represents  bastards
who do music people did in the 70's.
I can't stand people who only listen to
the Beatles,the Doors,Police or Marley.
That's good music,but in today's world
there is also  great music. It's easier
to listen to old bands. But  as  for me
it's  more  interesting  to  listen  to
nowadays music.

] - Kracking Liberation Front
 Cracking is good for the masses ?

    Last things,to know about KLF.
They have an Atari Beat BOX.
  And  they  still  haven't  found  the
perfect sense of the 3 letters:"K.L.F"



                  
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]The WHITE HOUSE REVIEW

[  by DAD of IMPACT


 Today (11th march 92), I've bought the
ALBUM of KLF "The White Room".  On  the
sleeve, it   is   mentioned  that   the
enclosed songs were done from  1987 (!)
to 1991.I've known KLF  since  3  years
( with  their  single  " What  time  is
love ?".  And  now, I've just spend  my
money  because  I'm  fond  of   "3 A.M.
eternal"   and  "JUSTIFIED AND ANCIENT"
(very nice videos).  So maybe I will be
incomplete(sorry fans, but you can also
write your own article ).


]The package:
]============

A white-transparent plastic box.
    The paper is white, and the picture
shows 2 "baffles" that represents a "T"
I don't know what does it mean, and  it
makes me angry. So, this photo does not
have anything special.

   The second pic (inside) is velvet,we
can see 2 guys  with  baggy  raincoats,
they carry 2 sheeps.
     Unfortunately, the lyrics are  not
included  so  the  frenchies  who don't
speak   english  can't  understand  the
singers who talk too fast.


]The paper:
]==========

It contains:
* the names of the songs (original,no?)
* The names of the ripped samples for
each songs, with the sample's creators
(yeah, good, i suppose they have paid
the creators to get the businness right
to use them. It's good because it avoid
KLF to get lawsuits.

[Example:
        3 A.M.
        ETERNAL

        Additional performers

        RICARDO da force
        RAP

        MAXINE HARVEY
        VOCALS

        NICK COLER
        KEYBOARDS
        BACKING VOCALS

        TONY THORPE
        BREAKS

        ASHANTI
        "ARE YOU READY ?"
        "HERE WE GO"

        IAN RICHARDSON
        BACKING VOCALS

        MICKY WILSON
        BACKING VOCALS

        DUY KHIEM
        CLARINET

        SAMPLES USED:
        "KLF AHA AHA"
        P.P ARNOLD - KLF COMMUNICATIONS

        "ANCIENTS OF MU MU"
        CHIKE - KLF COMMUNICATIONS

        "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."
        SCOTT PIERING - APPEARING

        CROWD NOISE
        HAIRCUT 100 LIVE RECORDING - 


]* The hardware used:
        AN OBERHEIM OB8 SYNTHESISER
        AN ATARI COMPUTER (!!!!!!!!!!!)
        AN AKAI S900 SAMPLER
        A GIBSON SEMI-ACOUSTIC GUITAR

]THE SONGS/MUSICS:
]=================

I've given marks to the songs from 1 to
20. In order to show you what are  from
my point of view the best songs of  the
album.

[        Side ONE

]WHAT TIME IS LOVE? (LP Mix):
 this  music  remenbers me the old good
time of house music...
17/20

]MAKE IT RAIN:
Only a girl who sings on a slow music..
 Maybe  their next hit... But I do  not
like it.
9/20

]3 A.M. ETERNAL (Live at The SSL):
 Yeah, the  real video  music  ( KLF in
concert )  If  you  hear carefully, you
will  hear  the beep that  is  produced
when you keep your finger pressed on a
ST key (beeeeeeep).  They have  sampled
that  sound, and have  done  a fade in.
20/20

]CHURCH OF THE KLF:
Slow beat. Also in concert.
12/20

]LAST TRAIN TO TRANCENTRAL (LP mix):
 Total  disappointment, that's not  the
video song...
 But  only  a guy who sings  with  some
sounds, from time to time... 
2/20

[        Side 2:

]BUILD A FIRE:
Not terrible
9/20

]THE WHITE ROOM:
9/20

]NO MORE TEARS:
1/20

]JUSTIFIED AN ANCIENT:
7/20
 Real  enormous disappointment, that is
not the video music, but only a guy who
sings  what  the   video-old-queen  was
singing in the superb video-clip.

]CONCLUSION:
]===========

* You're a real fan of KLF and you love
all they do => You already bought it.
* you're  fond  of the  video's  musics
(like me) => Buy  the  mini-K7  or  the
singles of the songs you like.
* you have got KLF-ALBUM. So why have u
read until there !?
* You  don't  know  how  to spend  your
money => sent it to me.

If  these  answers are not  clear, read
again   all   this  article  from   the
beginning.


[Some greetings from me  (DAD of IMPACT)
[to: all (except "nono le crapeau" ( who
[has left the crew since  5  years ) the
[members  of  IMPACT,  MAD VISION,  FCY,
[DRAX/TSK, VIGO/DBA, SUPERIOR,  ADR, DNT
[CREW, ANIMAL MINE,  ...

And remember:
       "Winners don't use drugs" (?!)
    "Overpopulation=THE planet problem"


] DEF KLF: I just want to say that  even
]if  I  called myself def KLF.I'm not  a
]fan of KLF.I just like very much  their
]name and all the "imagery" around (Mumu
]land,Transcentral...)

