 77 THINGS WE HATE
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 By Death,Batfink and Def KLF.


1. Pack menus that reset or bomb after
each selection. (eg:Ruthless'products)

2. Intros which reset on exit.

]3. Disks with read/write errors on.

4. People who return knacked disks.

5. Games which don't exit after reset.

6.  The   penny  change  when  you  buy
something over 100 pounds.

7. Biros  that run out before  you  can
write anything.

8. Sources codes that don't work.

]9. Contacts  who  don't give you  their
]real  name  when they ask you to  phone
]them.

]10. Power  cuts  when  you are about to
]save your new source,GFX...

11. Packdisks where the selector bar is
too sensitive

]12. Pc owners,who don't accept the fact
]Pc is crap !

13. Computer shop owners who don't  let
you copy their stuff.

]14. Magazines  which review  the  games
]you had 6 months ago.

]15. Magazines which ignore the scene.

]16. People who think publishing partner
]is cooler than coding demos.

]17. People who are always out.

]18. People  who always get you  address
]wrong even if you tell them.

]19. People  who  change groups all  the
]time. ( eg:Ruthless)

]20. Coders  who are always  just  fini-
]shing their demo.

21. Crews which never release anythings
and call them self elite !

22. People  who  know exactly what Guru
meditation No00002387583 means.

]23. People in shops who say that a demo
]has crashed when it's infact depacking.

24. People who steal  my biros/pencils/
disks/disklabels/anything which belongs
to me !

25. People who brag about their  coding
when  they  don't know what they are on
about.

26. Programs which crash.

27. Bootmenus.

28. Desktop menus.

29. Final release disks which arent the
final release.

30. Cracks,Fileversions that dont work.
      (eg:Ruthless'products)

31. Stuff which doesnt work on STE.

32. People who think the terrorists
manual is a threat to children.

33. When AT'N'T  try to trace your free
calls. ( hi guys ! )

]34. Lamers. (eg:Ruthless/Extreme)

35. People who send disks with no buble
packing...

36. Satan or anybody else who tries  to
give  you  amazing superpowers for your
soul.

37. Freddy ( Little swap )

38. Computer teacher who couldn't reco-
gnize a realtime 3D vector.

39. Disk stealers.

40. Ruthless.

]41. People who  say  to post  something
]but never do.

42. People who think staff  student sex
relation  with a sixteen year old  head
mistress is immoral.

43. People  who  have 5000$ of hardware
and haven't a clue to use it.

]44. People with anything above a 1040ST
]( rich bastards,tell me where you stole
]it from !).

45. People who can't take more than  15
pints.

46. People who don't like NIRVANA.

]47. People   who   are  in  anyway  not
]abnormal.

48. People with a lot of money who dont
want to spend any of it.

49. People who think Fastcopy isn't the
best copier in existance.

50. People who don't use verify on disk
copiers.

51. Lamers  who  pester  you  for   the
latest wares.

52. People who can't spell latest games
properly.

53. Micro mart adverts which read "want
to swap the coolest hot warez".

54. People writing short letters:
"Hiya! Thanx 4 the stuff. Bye ! Extreme
   Ps: Ya're 1 of my best contact !"

[55. So many diskmags ?

56. Crap coverdisks.

]57. People who don't know the PIXIES.

58. Pack disk rippers.

59. Guns'n'roses.

60. Any vector object which resembles a
cube.

61. Logos which are unreadable.

]62. People who think the Carebears  are
]a cartoon for trisomic children.

63. Anything which is too amazing to be
believe.

64. Artists  who think it's cool to rip
your graphics.

65. People  who think  Amiga's are  the
best  machines  ever to be  created  on
this humble planet of ours.

66. BAC / A levels...

]67. Games with a shit end sequence.

68. Cracks without a decent intro.

69. Everyone posting the same things to
you ( remember Multi depacker ).

70. People who throw up in toilets.

71. Places with only one power points.

72. Scroll texts in French.

73. Ocean software/Titus.

74. People who dislike ANOTHER WORLD.

75. Slow and unreadable scrollings.

76. Distort+scroll+equalizer intros.

77. People who do stupid 77 things we
hate.

]78. People who can't count.


