 FUCK,THE MOST INTERESTING WORD
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   by W.C.Carlson


]   Perhaps one of the most  interesting
]words in the English language today  is
]the word FUCK. It is one magical word !

   Just by it's sound  you can discribe
pain,displeasure,love and hate.

   In  language  FUCK  falls  into many
grammatical categories , it can be used
as  a verb  both intransactive ( Lethal
fucked Ruthless )& transitive (Ruthless
was fucked by Lethal ). As  an   adverb
( Lethal is a good fuck )and also as an
adjective( Ruthless is fucking lame ! ).

   As you can  see  there  are not many
words with the versatility of FUCK.
]   Beside  the  sexual  meaning  of the
]word , there are also the following:

[Goodbye -                    Fuck Off !

[Greetings -      How the Fuck are you ?

[Fraud - I got Fucked at the car auction

[Dismay -                   Oh Fuck it !

[Trouble - Well, I guess I'm Fucked now.

[Aggression -                 Fuck you !

[Incompetence -  He Fucks up everything.

[Lost -          Where the F*** are we ?

[Relation -        Up your Fucking arse.

[Difficulty -   I don't understand the
[                           Fucking job.
[Displeasure - What the Fuck is going
[                              on here ?

  - And remember General Custers famous
last words :
 " Where did all those  Fucking Indians
come from ? "

  - The very last words of the Mayor of
Hiroshima:" What the Fuck was that ? "

  - Captain of the Titanic:" Full speed
ahead and Fuck the icebergs !!!

  - Captain   of  the  space  shuttle ,
Challenger:Put that fucking fag out !

  - Mickael Jackson:  What's a fuck ?

  - Julius Caesar: Fuck tu, Brutus !!

  - Casanova: Boy, am I fucked !

  - Joan of Arc: Fuck me, it's hot !

  - Captain of the Marie Celeste: Where
the fuck is everyone ?

  - Captain  of  The  Herald  of  Free
Enterprise : Fuck off, I'm fishing !

  - Director   of   Chernobyl   nuclear
reactor plant: OH FUCK !!!!!!!!!

  - Emperor Nero:  Where  is  all  that
fucking smoke coming from ??

  - London Mayor,1665: Oh,fuck,a rat !!

  - Baker, London,1666: Fuck,I left the
gas on...

  - Scott of The Antarctic: Fuck, is it
COLD !!!!!

  - Managing  Director , Union  Carbide
plant,India: Fuck! What is that smell ?

  - Witch doctor, village,kracatoa:Well
don't fucking blame me !

  - Henry VIII: Fuck ?   Of  course  my
dear...

  - Thomas a Becket: Where the fuck did
you two spring from ?

  - King Kong : Fuck , it's  a long way
down !

  - Goliath:  Fuck off shortarse !

  - Pharaoh,in pursuit of Moses and the
Jews : Fuck  the  bridge , we will take
the shortcut !

  - Oedipus to his wife : Fuck Love, if
mom could see me now...

  - Jaws : Fuck me,this tastes horrible

  - Commander , Light Brigade : Who the
fuck gave HIM the bugle !?!!?!?

  - President Reagan :  No chance !  He
can't even fucking act!

  And last but not least,those immortal
words of the captain of the Titanic:

      " Where is all this Fucking water
comming from?"


