 WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH ROTTEN DISKS ?
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[ By SPY3 / MAD VISION
 
 
1. You can sell them to lamers .

2. You can use them as a frisbee .

]3. If you  have a  lot of rotten  disks
]   Call  your friends  and  organize  a
]   frisbee contest. The winner  will be
]   back home with all  the rotten disks

4. You can collect them .

5. You can put them on  your  wall , by
   using glue.You have a new wallpaper.

6. You can eat them , by putting butter
   instead of the  disk at the middle !
   It also works with peanut-butter...

7. If the rotten  disks  are  of a good
   trade-mark( Konica,Sony ) Remove the
   metallic  protection , and put it on
   a dismarked disk !

8. Again if the  rotten  disks are , of
   good trade-mark , put  new labels on
   them , and  sell  them for  a  great
   price to a lamer .

9. Send them to FAST or APP .

]A. With twenty  disks , you can  make a
]   beautiful necklace  especially   for
]   your girlfriend.

B. For the swappers ,  Just format  the
   first tracks ,then,  put  your  list
   on them !

]C. Write on the label :  SHADOW  OF THE
]   BEAST THREE , cracked by EXTREME  of
]   QUARTEX, and send  it  to  all  your
]   swappers. It'll be  better than  the
]   real crack from him.

D. Enter in a big  shop  , then , throw
   about  30 rotten disks  in the air ,
   then run away !  It'll  be very cool
   when all the disks  will  be back on
   the floor  with all  the kids trying
   to  pick them up !

E. From Maxi :  Put them in a  parcel ,
   then send them to GILLARD ,  without
   stamping the letter. ( Don't  forget
   to write " HOT STUFF " , behind  the
   parcel).

F. You can , put a stamp  on the disk ,
   then , use it as a postcard !

]G. With 6 disks and  some glue , you'll
]   be able to  make a cube. then you'll
]   have 3D objects for true !

H. You  can  become  scrap-dealer !  by
   collecting  everywhere  ,  the metal
   protections !  It's a way,to be very
   rich very fast (Hum !)

I. Put them  in a bath , and  dive into
   it for a disk-bath !

]J. and the last from  DEF KLF's mother.
]   Remove  the disk  in  the  middle of
]   the blue plastic packaging. Now  you
]   can insert a carrot in  the disk and
]   cut it  with  the  sliding  metallic
]   part.What a cheap vegetable-cutter !
