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 EXCLUSIVE !! INTERVIEW WITH EXTREMEly
           SMELLY OF QUARTEX !
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[AMAZINE team>>
] What a stink !!!  Why  do you want  to
]be interviewed in that rubbish dump ?

- Hey men, be polite !  You're  talking
about my home.

[AMAZINE>>
] Well... First of all could you tell us
]some  words  about  all  your  numerous
]labels ?

- Yes , I'm  able  to  do such a  thing
I'm  yet  able  to talk ! Okay , at the
beginning , I  was  in The Inner circle
under  the  label  'PHANTOM' ,  after a
little trip with  RIPPED OFF (  I liked
their name )  I  have  decided to  join
the DREAM WEAVERS .  My  name  in  this
team was DREAM WARRIOR . At  this  time
I  was  already very famous , and  also
very lame .  After  with  some  friends
I  have  decided  to  create  AWESOME ,
because , I  have more'n'more  problems
with  my  last  crew ,  it  must  end.
 In awesome , I was  the  leader ,  but
very   quickly   the   elite   of   the
crew  decided  to  leave  the  ST scene
( Must be because they saw Jimmy )
 From CD 0 to 15 Awesome was getting  a
quite good CD crew but after , that was
getting more and more lame !
  My name in Awesome was Ruthless, even
if  mindless  was  -from my point view-
better for me.


[AMAZINE>> 
]Poor Jimmy , It's so sad ! 

- And the worst is to come !
Yes , One day , I've  decided  I  would
be able to crack . But  in  fact I  was
not at all ! Then I've started to  send
originals everywhere .  Do you want any
examples ?

[AMAZINE>>
]Yes ! Please.

- I've sent the original of  Hunter  to
2 members of  the REPLICANTS , SUPERIOR
V MAX , FUZION , And a lot of others ! 

[AMAZINE>>
]Whaooooooo !

- Then , I've been asked  to  enter  in
the REPLICANTS .
[AMAZINE>>
] Hey ! Jimmy , That's  not true !  You
]must say that you  were crying so much
]that the REPLICANTS  were  so fed up ,
]that they decided to take you  in  the
]team , UNDER A NEW LABEL  because  the
]label RUTHLESS was too lamely famous.

- You are right boy ! My new label ,
was EXTASY ( MOTHERFUCKER !!! ) 
 Ok , I continue the story of my  loosy
life . When  I've  entered  in  my  new
team , they  asked  me to send original
games  only  to the REPLICANTS . That's
a bit normal no ?
First try : With the TITANIC BLINKY !
I've sent this original to :
  THE REPLICANTS
  SUPERIOR
  FUZION
  HOTLINE
  And even VMAX !!!!!
[AMAZINE>>  
]Are you  crazy  Jimmy !  You  were  in
]the REPLICANTS.

- Yes, I was, But  after that I've been
killed at  the  phone  by  SNAKE , then
I've decided to make good things .

[AMAZINE>>
]What ! Good things from you ...

- First ,I've ripped the 2  disks crack
of SUPER SPACE INVADER  by  SNAKE , and
I've  written ,  ' CRACKED BY EXTASY' ,
'OF THE REPLICANTS' , One  more  time ,
I have done a  very  hard  work ,  This
game was in 2 single side  disks,  I've
put it in  1  Double  side  disk , that
was quite hard to do! Because I haven't
the doc of K-RAM.
 After  I've  also ripped  other cracks
but It's for later .
[AMAZINE>>
] Then  you've been kicked out  of  the
]REPLICANTS , and you decided to  enter
]in  a crew already  full  of  lamers ,
]I'm all right talking about HOTLINE .

- Yes, This crew was full of  dickheads
like Lethal,  And  others .   That  was
really cool for me , I  was  with  guys
like me !  I  must say  that's  not  so
easy to find guys as lame as me !
 I  was very active in this team, First
I've decided to rip the cracks of :
 MERCENARY 3 ,  LOTUS 2 ......   Then ,
my  house  was  full of ripped  Games ,
 As you know It takes a lot  of   place
then I've decided to pack them all !

[AMAZINE>>
]You are talking of the ELITE CD ?


- YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS ! But
now I'm talking about QUARTEX !
 One day , I've decided to stop sucking
All the  HOTLINE  guys  twice  a   day,
then I've decided to  create :  QUARTEX
QUARTEX , It's a  real legend  on   the
other machine ( Amiga ! ) .
 That's  why  I've decided to  call  my
Group QUARTEX ( I was not able to  find
a new team name alone ) .

[AMAZINE>>
] Ok , but  Jimmy tell me  why  QUARTEX
]is so lame on the ST ?  And could  you
]please stop farting, or  I  think  i'm
]gonna be sick.

- Easy to understand You know that  I'm
not even able to load Monst  or  AdebuG
or all the other disassembly utils ?


[AMAZINE>>
] Yes , I  know  also  that  you aren't
]able  to  double click  on  the  icons
]when the Gem appears....

- Yeah , that's also true . But  that's
because I've  used  my  St's manual  to
wipe   myself.   You  know  there's  no
Water Closet around.

[AMAZINE>>
]Why are you so famous then ?

- ALL THE SO CALLED CRACKS FROM QUARTEX
ARE IN  FACT  RIPPED  CRACKS  FROM  ALL
THE BANDS ON THE  ST SCENE !!  YES  ALL
THE  CRACKS  BY  EXTREME(LY) STINKY  OF
QUARTEX ARE  100  PER 100 RIPPED !  I'M
NOT ABLE TO CRACK , I'M  A  POOR  LAMER
LIVING ALONE IN  U.K , EVERYBODY  HATES
ME , I'M  SO TALL , SO DIRTY ,  SO LAME
ONLY MY GIRLFRIEND UNDERSTANDS ME :
 her name is 'SHITA' she  is  12  years
old and she is really very nice .
 THAT'S WHY I'M SO FAMOUS AND I AM VERY
VERY PROUD OF THAT !

[AMAZINE>>
] She is a bit young,isn't she ?

- No  I've   her  mental  age.  That is
why she understands  me !
   AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH !!!!
fuck off !  Now  I want to sleep....

[AMAZINE>>
]But , Jimmy It's only 7:00 PM !

- Ok , It's  the  time  for me to go to
bed , if I don't do  that ,  my  mother
will kill me .

[MOTHER OF JIMMY>
]  Hey Jimmy , living  disgrace ,  It's
]time  to  sleep , headbones ! Come now
]or  I'll  blow your head !  Your are a
]dead man (Sorry ! A dead lamer !)

- I must go now..... 

[AMAZINE>>
]Ok James

- I just want to  say, that  I'm  still
looking for a good job.
 Something  like garbage man so I would
not be too far away from my home.
