     Hey, Kiddo!
 


       This might open a few doors dor ya !


    Be brave as Sheriff Roy in "Fastest Blender in the West",
     The day the rustlin' outlaws put their chainsaws to the test.
    
    Old Sheriff Roy used whip, then chop, then liquefy/puree,
     But his blender was no match for the chainsaw's mean foray.
    As pieces of Roy scattered, we knew that we had trouble.
     We hadn't switched the sheriff with his plastic life size double!


    Be bold as Captain Bob in "Cannibal Buffet of the East",
     Who agreed to come to dinner, not knowing he was the feast.

    Fingertip hous d'oeuvres were greasy, sauteed eyeballs weren't so hot,
     But their mouths began to water when they put Bob in the pot.
    Don't feel bad for Captain Bob, whose agent was a real smarty.
     He signed Bob for a sequel called "Cannibal Meatloaf Party".


    Be clever like the tailor in "Vampire Penguins from the North".
     A cummerbund for each penguin was the plan he had set forth.

    The first penguins that he met were of Transylvanian attraction,
     And their foundness for his neck was a natural reaction.
    Now the tailor's up in Heaven, sewing angel gowns of white,
     While the penguins search the frozen turf for other necks to bite.



    We sure enjoyed having you with us all those summers.
    You always were my favorite !

     Fore ya, Kiddo !
  
       
          UNCLE BUDDY



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